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Monster Cucumber (Touhou: Nitori from Mountain of Faith Cocktail)

Ingredients:
4 oz. cucumber soda
1.5 oz. blue curacao 
Green Apple Squeeze Pop Candy (Hubba Bubba brand suggested by creator)

Directions:
Combine ingredients in a glass with ice and squeeze green gel candy onto the inside of the glass.  Garnish with a slice of cucumber and enjoy.  Drink slowly to allow the candy sliding down to steadily dissolve into the drink leaving a hint of sour apple near the end.

(Drink created and photographed by ArcadeHitman.)

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