New Super Mario Bros. Wii Drinking Game
One of the first thoughts that ran through my head when trying New Super Mario Bros. Wii was “this is Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles.” No, I’m not saying that Nintendo ripped off Square Enix. I’m saying that this game has the potential to undo friendships. If I had a dollar for every time someone bounced off my head and sent me plummeting to my doom down a hole, I would be a rich man. Now, if I had a sip of beer for every time someone did that… well, you get the picture. And that is how the NSMB Drinking Game came to be.
Play with beer or a substance of similar potency.
Player loses a life = 1 sip
Player uses a continue = 2 sips
Player is responsible for the death of a teammate = 2 sips
Player is left in a bubble when everyone else dies or the level is finished = 3 sips
Player is the one who loses the mushroom house matching game for everyone = 3 sips
(Drinking game created by The Drunken Moogle.)