I would, without a doubt, rock one of these cool Beard Head caps. You can even buy a stache add-on of your choice! It will give you the cutting edge when participating in a beard growing contest.

I would wear it to the beach,
I would wear it while giving a speech.

I would wear it here or there,
I would wear it everywhere!

Beard Head $32.99 Sale: $29.99 (Photo by Muus Foto)