I get a kick out of a lot of the posts from clientsfromhell, but this one is the best so far:
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.